Wednesday, May 14, 2008

OF free burgers

or rather calories!!!!

Now why on earth is MAcdonalds giving away free burgers???

Just last month their fill stuffing down Mcmuffin sausage burgers down the throats of many innocent beings.(especially HELPers!)

And now, they are offering free BIG MACS?!!!!

But it just gets tougher with bigger, more succulent burgers huh?

Now we have to 'sore' throatily into a free meal by chanting the BIG MAC chant!

NOt only do we sacrifice percious saliva jutting out words non-stop for 4 seconds, but we have to suffer the consequences of eating processed,fattening and absolutely zero-nutrient burgers!!!

MacDonalds may be clever in their advertising schemes, but they don't fool Gloria!!!

Aha!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Family Sports Carnival 2008

While most people would have probably spent their MAy 1st sleeping late and resting.

In utmost irony, I have laboured on Labour's Day!

We Pearlies pushed hard and brought our marketing skills beyond our limits, selling every sausage stick and nuggets to any potential buyers around.

ANd I conclude to say that we have not laboured in vain!! we made a whooping 80% profit!

yay!

I swam 4x50 m race today

we came out first of the last!!!

not bad, eh?