What a Bummer!!!

When i say 'bum', what do you think of?

For the avid shopper, it means more to shop for B.U.Ms

For the sexually obnoxious pervert, a clear image of a two-cheeked flesh with a line in the middle may appear.

For the random dreamer, perhaps a baboon's butt?

or the for the hopelessly romantic, a baboon turns into a charming price when you kiss its bum!

(aha I'm sure most of you are thinking of the dumb baboon in one of CArtoon Network's indispensable cartoons -'I am Weasel'

OR

if you're bumming around like me,

you know it somehow either categorises you or fits into your current activties these days.

These days,

when people ask me what I'm doing,

I say, 'I'm studying...the art of bumming!'

which is true...

I really am studying.

Speaking of which I'm already at chapter 2:

Learning how to draw a Bum.

!!!!

Now what bum were you thinking of?

I was learning how to draw myself of course!!

'Bum' is a rather ambigous word, don't you think?