Wednesday, May 14, 2008

OF free burgers

or rather calories!!!!

Now why on earth is MAcdonalds giving away free burgers???

Just last month their fill stuffing down Mcmuffin sausage burgers down the throats of many innocent beings.(especially HELPers!)

And now, they are offering free BIG MACS?!!!!

But it just gets tougher with bigger, more succulent burgers huh?

Now we have to 'sore' throatily into a free meal by chanting the BIG MAC chant!

NOt only do we sacrifice percious saliva jutting out words non-stop for 4 seconds, but we have to suffer the consequences of eating processed,fattening and absolutely zero-nutrient burgers!!!

MacDonalds may be clever in their advertising schemes, but they don't fool Gloria!!!

Aha!

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